We know that your anticipation for our track of the decade pick has been slowly squeezing your brain like a sparkly Ed Hardy drawn dragon fucking a motorcycle t-shirt, so: After much deliberation, we've come to our conclusion. Everything in music that was so amazing and awful about this decade's digital diarrhea explosion in the world's web pants can be summed up with Bangs' "Let Me Take You To the Movies." The sheer audacity of someone like Bangs to continue existing gives us very little hope for the future. But, fellow music lovers, people above a pre-k reading level, we can all wish to The Secret that it won't get any worse. And, hopefully, the next decade will bring us less professional karaoke singers, biological mistakes from reality teevee, cleansing diets, smoking bans, safe places for the kids to play, and, most importantly, healthy cereal. We'll have more of the best of the decade from each DJ over the next few weeks. Keep it locked right here.