This beatboxer from Japan just showed NYC how it's done. Happy holidays, folks. Instead of a drunk Santa picture, we thought it would be better to share some stories about dressing up like the old guy and traveling on planes instead of sleds. On Dasher! On Vixen!

Of temp agencies, Saks Fifth Avenue, Wild Turkey, and damp St. Nick costumes. [The Awl]

Over the river and through the woods to grandma's house we go. Indeed! How about 700 miles from Calgary to Victoria, Canada--with your chain smoking in-laws. [Gawker]

Ho Ho Ho! He saw you masturbating [The Onion]